Kingdom of loathing advice
Randomā¦out of the way thingsā¦: Soda Water White Picket Fences White Lightnings Unwanted Tiny Plastics!
Sweet Things (Candy, Cake, Cookies, & the like): Angry Farmer candy Bit-o-cactus Cactus fruit Daffy taffy Honey-dipped locust Mr. Mediocrebar Orange and black Crimboween candy Piece of wedding cake Pile of candy Rock Pops Stick of āgumā Tasty Fun Good rice candy Trollhouse cookies Yummy Tummy bean (And any other sweet thing or candy that you want to throw in or sellā¦prices vary!) Scrolls, Books, Ink & Items, Parchment & Paper: 30669 scroll 33398 scroll 334 scroll 64067 scroll Asleep in the Cemetery awful poetry journal disintegrating quill pen disturbing fanfic facsimile dictionary inkwell Kissin' Cousins Maxing, Relaxing scroll of drastic healing Sinful Desires Summer Nights Tales from the Fireside tattered scrap of paper (And any other item in this āgenreā of these types of items that you may/may not want)
Beverages (B-Fi): Bilge wine Bloody mary Bottle of gin Bottle of rum Bottle of sake Bottle of tequila Bottle of vodka Bottle of whiskey Boxed wine Can of red minotaur Distilled fortified wine Dusty bottle of marsala Dusty bottle of muscat Dusty bottle of pinot noir Dusty bottle of port Dusty bottle of zinfandel Fine wine Beverages (Fl-W): Flute of flat champagne Ice-cold Sir Schlitz Ice-cold willer Imp ale Mad train wine Mountain stream soda Ramās face lager Salty dog Shot of grapefruit schnapps Shot of orange schnapps Shot of tomato schnapps Spiced rum Strawberry wine Vodka martini Whiskery and soda Whiskey sour
Starter items: Disco ball Disco mask Helmet turtle Mariachi pants Pasta spoon Ravioli hat Saucepan Seal-clubbing club Seal-skull helmet Stolen accordion Turtle totem
Spleen Stat Items: Concentrated magicalness pill Enchanted barbell Extra-strength strongness elixir Giant moxie weed Jug-o-magicalness Magicalness-in-a-can Moxie weed Strongness elixir Suntan lotion of moxiousness
Monster Bits: Adder bladder Batgut Bird rib Broken skull Catgut Disembodied brain Ghoul ears Gnoll lips Lihc eye Lihc face Lion oil Loose teeth Mind flayer corpse Pr0n legs Pygmy nose-bone Ram horns Rat appendix Skeleton bone (ANY OTHER Body parts, Creature Pieces [such as bones, appendixs, or stuff that you wouldnāt normally take from a dead personā¦like nose-bones or nose-rings or stuff like that lolā¦)
Taco ingredients: Chorizo Taco Taco Shell Uncooked Chorizo
Gum: JabaƱero-flavored chewing gum Lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum Pickle-flavored chewing gum Tamarind-flavored chewing gum
Clown stuff: Acid-squirting flower Big red clown nose Bloody clown pants Clown shoes Clown wig Foolscap foolās cap Long skinny balloon
Fruits: blackberryĀ cranberries gr8ps grapefruit grapes lemon orange strawberry (And any other Fruits youād like to send me, I donāt buy fruits (except for lemons and oranges) because theyāre too darn expensive in the mall, so I would feel bad for charging a small price for fruits when you could definitely make more in the mall!)
Prices: 25-39 Meat: Batgut Catgut Ratgut
40-49 Meat: Soda Water Imp Ale Ice-Cold Willer Ice-Cold Sir Schlitz Lemon(s) Orange(s)
50-59 Meat: Chewing Gum Uncooked Chorizo Taco Shell Moxie Weed Magicalness-in-a-can Strongness Elixir Big red clown nose Tasty Fun Good rice candy Clown Shoes
60-69 Meat: Bottles of: rum, whiskey, vodka, tequila, gin
Fine Wine Boxed Wine Mad Train Wine All starter items*
70-75 Meat: Angry Farmer Candy Majority of Animal Guts Bloody Clown Pants Acid-squirting flower
76-79 Meat: Minority of Animal Guts Foolscap Foolās Cap
80-89 Meat: Long Skinny Balloon
90-99 Meat: N/a yet.
100-149 Meat: N/a yet.
150-175 Meat: Clown Wig
176-199 Meat: N/a yet.
200-250 Meat: N/a yet.
251-325 Meat: N/a yet.